With Father's Day just round the corner, this little collection of comical yet strangely profound quotes, is the perfect pressie for the old man and is sure to have him chuckling away into his charcoal, barbecued sausages. Amongst the many famous names that contribute their own unique pearls of wisdom (including Ozzy Osbourne and David Beckham),our fav comes from funny man Peter Kay and his thoughts on dear ol' dad; "You know you've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.